You shall know this curse

Hi! This is my blog. And this is me. 16. British. Potterhead. Nerdfighter. Friend.

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

(via then-i-met-fandom)

gaydream-believer:

if you wanna understand how Europe works remember that for ages syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the German disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia, ‘the Spanish disease’ in the Netherlands and Portugal, ‘the Christian disease’ or ‘the Western European disease’ in Turkey, and ‘the British disease’ in Tahiti

(via then-i-met-fandom)

skoeskebloesk:

angelskeepfalling:

skoeskebloesk:

how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?

My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off

Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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(via officialwhitegirls)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via dontfeedthefandoms)

hi:

hi:

hi:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

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(via bbc-avengers-and-potter)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via guy)

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